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Cart Demotivational Poster


SEE FOR YOURSELF -


TAGS: cartoon police
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
Hah! Thanks.
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
No..thank you dy!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:42 pm
Thank you uggy!
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 12:38 pm
Hah! N-I-C-E
dy2012 - January 13, 2013, 11:48 am
5L thnx 4 making me lawf!woof! woof!
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 6:59 am
Mwa-ho-ho-ho! 5L for Pwissy!


THIS CARTOON - It's a culturally, ethnically, religiously, and politically correct one. Please enjoy it responsibly. Thank you.


TAGS: real rarity cartoon viba
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by viba

thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 12:54 pm
Ooooooh, dis! =-O
dootndo2 - October 10, 2011, 2:05 pm
Actually, it's white so it's not politically correct.
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:48 pm
Politically correct comment... below. (Overused, didn't vote)
autumnspirit - December 7, 2010, 10:46 pm
.
jameswnash - December 7, 2010, 10:01 pm
Seen it before long time ago
GySgt1811 - December 7, 2010, 8:47 pm
It's like that middle school trick football play on U-tube. You can usually only get away with it once. 5 this time.
Reality Lord - December 7, 2010, 5:30 pm

i actually like this!


CARTRIDGE CHESS - A game for high caliber players.


TAGS: cartridge chess
Rating: 4.87/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Cyberhagen - January 19, 2013, 12:43 pm
Nice catch! I wish there had been a larger round, the queen would make a nice bishop. Sh**gun carts for the rooks are genius though.
TheOne - November 14, 2012, 7:49 pm
Well done. 5L.
twill1962 - November 3, 2012, 10:01 pm
Hate to be the "Chess Nazi," but the "Gold" queen should be on black, since the "silver" queen is on white. Just sayin'. Oh, BTW: 5Ls.
falloutghoul - October 24, 2012, 8:21 am
I think this can also go to MilitaryLulz.


CARTOON DAY - MAY CALENDAR -




WHAT HAPPENED? -


TAGS: cartoons
Rating: 4.17/5
zoomer296 - January 4, 2013, 11:29 pm
My niece watches "dora the explorer" and what I don't get is why dora puts on a life jacket then jumps on top of alligators..
corbett06 - April 7, 2010, 9:34 pm
kids cartoons these days are ****ty...they need to get rid of the p**** a** jonas brothers...should make them stand in a heaping pile of **** for a week to wipe that pretty boy **** of their face
agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 10:45 am
Soldiers, huh? Getting efft up in the schoolyard is called growing up... and can't be blamed on Scooby Doo. Having a "soldier" to prevent it is queer. Booger, you missed the point of this. Tard.
booger13 - March 20, 2010, 10:05 am
READ AS PEOPLE WHO GOT EFFT UP in the playground, or had WIMPY PARENTS >__> THANK GOD FOR OUR SOLDIERS , FTW >__> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~` "A lot of lobbies & groups against Television's violence. That's what happened."
Densaku - February 15, 2010, 9:19 am
A lot of lobbies & groups against Television's violence. That's what happened.
Occupo Noctis - December 28, 2009, 4:19 pm
Voltron... Robotech... Starship Yamato... Battle of the Planets: G-Force... even The Monkeys... *sigh*
Jmac0585 - December 1, 2009, 5:36 pm
Third law of thermodynamics.
TheTrashHeap - December 1, 2009, 4:36 pm
The hanson brothers? Like from the movie slap-sh**?
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 9:06 pm
Neither is most pop, rock, r and b, or whatevers called radio music nowadays.
DreMagnum - November 30, 2009, 9:05 pm
and they arent as talented as Hanson
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 9:01 pm
To put it in blunt terms, they're the Hanson Brothers, but they've lasted longer.
Bartimaeus - November 30, 2009, 9:00 pm
Part of a horrid plague that humanity has been d***ed with...but the kids seem to like 'em.
TheTrashHeap - November 30, 2009, 8:52 pm
MASK!!! Thats a blast from the past! WTF is a jonas brother?
DreMagnum - November 30, 2009, 8:39 pm
Become wh***s, it might be a mixed blessing when i get older
Bartimaeus - November 30, 2009, 8:37 pm
Yeah, God d*** it...they do...What's going to become of this generation? I ask you.
DreMagnum - November 30, 2009, 8:35 pm
Jonas Brothers dont have a tv show, do they?
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 8:33 pm
Rugrats, Looney Toons, Bump in the Night we're all great. Now we have the Jonas Brothers. Another sign of the apocalypse comes round.
Bartimaeus - November 30, 2009, 8:31 pm
I know, dude. When I was a kid, it was all about DBZ and Gundam Wing...now I'm trying to talk my nephew out of watching Hannah Montana. This is a sad time we live in.
Fatt Matt - November 30, 2009, 5:55 pm
War on drugs...
Me_ - November 30, 2009, 4:32 pm
Homos and Minorities have taken over the country.
DreMagnum - November 29, 2009, 8:18 pm
How are any of those p***erted?
DasGhoti - November 29, 2009, 8:15 pm
p***erts, or complete retards.


SMURF ASSASSIN - When you absolutely positively must have a smurf killed overnight.


TAGS: smurf assassin killer les schtroumpfs belgian cartoon papa jokey brainy smurfette murder smurficide
Rating: 3.38/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation F

CANADA - July 27, 2009, 1:40 pm
sorry to be a grammar nazi But i also said i liked it
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - July 27, 2009, 1:27 pm
Here:,,,,,,,. Happy?
BoneCD - July 27, 2009, 8:33 am
Ok then...it's just missing a couple commas. Before and aft "positively". That's all.
Arrogant Knight - July 27, 2009, 8:28 am
Yeah, ackward. ...Totally.
CANADA - July 27, 2009, 8:27 am
the wording is a little ackward but i laughed
Ed-Hyde - July 27, 2009, 7:14 am
OMG a funny motifake, say it isn't so!
Sean - July 26, 2009, 9:18 pm
I'm thinkin' that it's the dude's apparent method of dispatch that Front cares most about ... expediency is a distant second.
Haarakkon - July 26, 2009, 8:55 pm
Pricey, but the job will be done right. Nice 'un.


CARTOONS - Back in the day, we watched violence-filled Looney Tunes. Nowadays kids watch crap like Dora the Explorer. They won't make it in the real world.


TAGS: looney tunes foghorn leghorn cartoons
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by ryuukage

Aurielius - October 3, 2015, 9:38 am
Duck season or Wabbit season..that is the real question..chuckles
axe11154 - September 20, 2012, 7:56 pm
In my day the muppets showed me how to be happy in my day the looney toons showwed me how to fight in my day the world understood this and now look. children will never be the same again.
EmilioDumphque - September 17, 2012, 12:51 am
Geez, what a bunch of grumpy old men! All together now:"In MY day..."
greenknight - March 23, 2011, 10:06 pm
Bring back the old cartoons and a cheer the Crazyfreddy should join: BRING BACK THE FU*KING MUPPET SHOW!!
boeweizer - August 6, 2010, 12:20 pm
looney toons and tom and jerry i always lol my face off
corbett06 - July 15, 2010, 1:26 am
old cartoons were and still are the **** hands down...sponge bob f*** pants has nothing on daffy duck
crazyfreddy - July 13, 2010, 6:11 pm
So true , bring the old cartoons back !!


THE 1990'S - Oh, how I miss them.


TAGS: 1990s cartoons animaniacs freakazoid ren and stimpy rockos modern life transformers beavis and b***head g i gi gijoe joe tiny toons the tick
Rating: 4.14/5

More motifakes by Treehodger

SynIkaru - June 3, 2010, 3:23 am
this is why netflicks is the ****. they have all of these ion their instant list
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:53 am
I miss the 90's cartoons. I have to find them all on DVD now :(
pharaoh15 - March 18, 2010, 8:29 am
Where Are The Angry Beavers, Man give me a biig huug!
CANADA - February 15, 2010, 4:04 am
I was born in 90, and the only one of those i watched was Beevis and b***head
MrBlack - February 14, 2010, 10:48 pm
What? No "Aaaah! Real Monsters"? Oh well. My favorite is still Looney Toons. Then again, that wasn't quite 90's since they were reruns when my mother watched them as a child.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 9:56 pm
Well as far as I know, Transformers were in comics way before the 90s, and even had a tv show in the 80s. But the best were in the 90s.
zammuelist - February 14, 2010, 9:48 pm
animaniacs and the original transformers were awesome
agdaniele - February 14, 2010, 8:36 pm
Freakazoid... chimpanzee.
Treehodger - February 14, 2010, 6:59 pm
Heh, I am sure there were better shows in the 70's and 80's, but I am only turning 21 on May 9th. So I would not exactly "Miss" them.


VOICE OVERS - there is only one king


TAGS: cartoons voice overs
Rating: 4.24/5

More motifakes by Airman

Aurielius - August 22, 2015, 10:44 am
Mel Blanc..hands down.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:31 am
Mel Blanc? Pick your own?
mariand - January 6, 2012, 6:07 am
lol... is this a joke or what?... you can't deny an entire history for an character, and that, known by his lack of intelligence...
MashiMashi - January 6, 2012, 2:02 am
@mariand-How can this be amsome WHEN THERE IS NO PATRICK!!!
mariand - January 5, 2012, 12:34 am
amsome


HAPPY EASTER -


TAGS: cartoon character family guy stewie evil plan easter
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 29, 2013, 3:27 pm
Too bad...should of waited. I've got a "plus" poster coming soon...as soon as I can word it right...and there's some bunnies let me tell ya! Appreciate the 5 hun!
Silverheart - March 29, 2013, 2:13 pm

I volunteer to face this army of chocolate bunnie5.


CARTOON CLASSICS -


TAGS: cartoons
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by valkor

valkor - February 15, 2011, 9:12 pm
oh noes. I've been mocked by someone who just mashed his keyboard with his forehead to make a username. I'll just check your posters to find out what real comedy is......... hmm.... what no posters ? ? ? guess I'll just keep doing it my way then.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 15, 2011, 9:05 pm
That's enough sdfghjkl...or whoever you are. Comments like that will not be tolerated.
CoolioIndeed - February 15, 2011, 8:57 pm
I'm sure there is no connection WHATSOEVER between "sdfghjkl" and "Phil812". It's sad, really.
sdfghjkl - February 15, 2011, 8:51 pm
you call this comedy?
Sean - February 15, 2011, 5:13 pm
All kidding aside, do you know how many kids died over the years while trying to imitate the cayote, or, though more rarely, the roadrunner? Not enough.
valkor - February 12, 2011, 8:54 pm
point taken.
agdaniele - February 12, 2011, 12:26 pm
I gave it a 5, but you should've used a real cell of the classic toon... not a modernized version. You get the point across nicely, but don't hit that nostalgic b***on in us elders.


KIDS CARTOONS - Just aren't what they used to be


TAGS: vegeta cartoons dragonball z
Rating: 3.32/5

More motifakes by Tobelgoog

awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:15 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
awesomeman - May 17, 2010, 3:14 pm
I remember that episode, it was great. Too much censorship now a days.
dragontamer1990 - April 18, 2010, 6:50 pm
Totally miss this AWESOME anime DBZ. Unfortunally they aint, I miss most of the cartoons from when I was little which was in the 90's
angryceltic - December 8, 2009, 5:46 pm
i miss that show so much


Maturity -


TAGS: beavis and b***head mtv cartoon
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - August 2, 2013, 12:43 am
And YOU SIR are full of ****!
tomyironmane - August 1, 2013, 11:37 pm
YOU SIR! Are a bunghole. And so am I.
Cannabal - July 18, 2013, 11:13 pm
All glory to the bunghole.
tomyironmane - July 18, 2013, 9:59 pm
YOU WILL GIVE THE GREAT CORNHOLIO TP!
falloutghoul - June 13, 2013, 8:08 am
5 Almighty Bungholes!


DIGNITY - Check.


TAGS: dignity drunk girl smoke cart
Rating: 4.48/5

More motifakes by suzieq

GaryO - March 1, 2014, 9:39 pm
Nic, me lad, just how phooking long was that line of white lady?
nicholsjoshua15 - March 1, 2014, 7:29 pm
I would still do this h** piece of white trash.


THATS NOT BEING NICE! THATS JUST PUTTING ON A NICE SWEATER -




CANDLEJACK - No one actually believes that he ex-


TAGS: freakazoid candlejack cartoon funny
Rating: 2.88/5

More motifakes by subtlehsutle5

Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:58 am
P.S.: Culos, just because you can't make time to relax and watch TV, that doesn't give you the right flame those of us who can. t(./.t)
Unstupidifyer - June 24, 2009, 9:54 am
kisame, your an idiot. That's the character "CandleJack", from the cartoon "Freakazoid!"
Culos - February 10, 2009, 9:54 am
I feel sorry for the poster and all previous commentators. Knowing who/what/when and where on this poster is epically sad.
kisame hoshigake - February 10, 2009, 9:51 am
um thats ogie bogie not jack retard
Anya - December 31, 2008, 5:27 am
He's just misunderstood. I chill with him all the time. : whispers : save me...
Candlejack - December 31, 2008, 5:25 am
: kidnaps Kilroy :
Kilroy - October 16, 2008, 6:30 am
candlejack is a pretty cool guy eh kidna
. - September 29, 2008, 1:31 am
candlejack is fr-
RnR - September 16, 2008, 11:32 am
haha , just consider yerself lucky that there are no videos on Motifake... i know of one i would post... :)
GP.Code - September 16, 2008, 10:27 am
WHO THE f*** clicked the create b***on for that motifake, is what worries me more
thehattinninja - August 26, 2008, 2:04 pm
i really miss that show. cant find dvd's or video's anywhere
Captain Douchebag - August 21, 2008, 8:04 pm
A character on the old Freakazoid! cartoon. Supposedly, if you say his name, he comes and kidnaps you. Which means..You're f***ed. Nice knowin' you, buddy.
brock0lee - August 21, 2008, 6:17 pm
who the eff is candlejack?


MEXICAN DRUG BUST - Some serious shit going on down there


TAGS: drug cartels
Rating: 3.96/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - January 8, 2010, 11:10 pm
Ain't no cartel badder than one with cannons!
Treehodger - January 8, 2010, 5:01 pm
Oh, I thought this was a Mexican Yard Sale. My bad.
R.S.Jake - January 8, 2010, 3:29 pm
What? I don't get free Black-Cats with my purchase? Oh, only on the Res. huh?
Fatt Matt - January 8, 2010, 3:26 pm
I'll take one of those, two of those, 4 kilos of that, and one of these. Can you gift wrap these?


NOT TOO FAST HONEY - Remember There's Eggs In Here




THE LIL HAPPY PALS - are going to raise an army of the dead!




POLITICALLY CORRECT -


TAGS: correct politics cartoon funny not
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by caveman

justme - March 6, 2012, 2:02 pm
why is it black?
Verdeckt - July 31, 2011, 8:44 am
LOL
Kspace - July 29, 2011, 8:44 am
Aww, I was really looking forward to watching Jesus and Moses give Muhammad the Eiffel Tower...
Verdeckt - July 29, 2011, 4:53 am
Sadly in your effort to be politically correct you've ended up becoming racist. XD


AQUAMAN - Not so super friend


TAGS: aquaman superfriends cartoon
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by motinet

agdaniele - July 3, 2010, 3:00 pm
Only because Southwest lists the Pacific ocean as a hub. US Airways only has connecting flights to the Hudson.


"CAFFEINE, ERGO SUM" - It takes at least three cups to bring out the "Cogito."


TAGS: descarte philosophy coffee erudite humor
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by GySgt1811

GySgt1811 - March 25, 2011, 11:14 am
Merci, mon Derriere, il n'ya pas de quoi.
culos - March 24, 2011, 7:03 pm
erudite poster, mes hommages!


SCREW YOU GUYS - I'm going home!




GORILLAZ - Only cartoon characters can rock this hard!




BIOFUEL - The future has arrived




Only In Cartoons -


TAGS: cartoons tnt dynamite looney tunes
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

OSA - September 22, 2015, 10:43 pm
Is that the same as the "Nobel Fly"?... Not that I'd know, either... must have read about it somewhere..
thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 21, 2015, 4:13 pm
Interesting . . . .
GaryO - September 21, 2015, 4:44 am
the DuPont spinner has saved many a poor fishing trip...not that I'd know...


HOT, HOT HEAT -




PINKY & THE BRAIN - Megalomania Hasn't Been This Much Fun Since...Hitler




GIR - I would be terrified of the robot if the dog wasn't so damn cute!




NEW DADS - It takes a while to train them




FURTHER PROOF - that you're never to old to be immature


TAGS: hammy grocery cart
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Airman

CloudchaserS - February 17, 2012, 12:26 am
We never really grow up, we just learn how to act


INSPIRATION - The light at the end of the tunnel has a way of bringing a smile to your face.


TAGS: looney tunes cartoons rock
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by Feasibly

agdaniele - August 5, 2010, 2:15 am
Very nice.


THUS SPEAKETH THE CARTMAN, - "I. Am. GOD!"


TAGS: eric cartman southpark fatty mcfat fat
Rating: 2.63/5

More motifakes by Riley

LogicDude - October 6, 2008, 1:12 pm
Respect my Author-it-y!!!
Amaterasu - October 6, 2008, 8:29 am
"...of the Sea People!"


WHERE ARE THEY NOW? -




CARTOON LOGIC - Whatever you think it can work will work. If you think there is still ground under your feet you can stand or walk in midair. If you think your silly camouflage can fool your enemy it will do.




YUGO - This is the only way you are going to get somewhere in one.




THE CHICAGO TRIBUNE - 1934 -


TAGS: political cartoon
Rating: 2.53/5

More motifakes by Mark

Haarakkon - April 22, 2009, 10:58 am
Yeah, I did know about that, actually. Wasn't a banner time on the 'ol homestead. The great-greats got hit harder in 1920 than they did throughout the Depression, believe it or not. Spanish Flu played no small part in that, to boot.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:50 am
Democrat. He spent Federal money to buy votes. He was strong in the South and weak in the West. So he ignored the South where he knew he would win anyway and spent money in the West to gain votes.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:47 am
dgbt - I a**ume that your question about a dictatorship stems from the little man in the corner of the cartoon. I think that FDR was well on his way to creating a dictatorship by running for a 3rd and then 4th term as president. He was the ultimate...
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:39 am
Editors Note: That last comment might be hard to see...it's dripping with sarcasm.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:38 am
Maybe BHO is aware of that too. After all, he did ask his cabinet to cut their budgets by 100 million.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:38 am
Haarakkon - Are you aware that the US slipped into a Depression in 1920? Probably not. It's not talked about much because President Harding fixed it quickly. He fixed it by cutting federal spending and cutting taxes. It was over by 1921.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:35 am
The point I was trying to make with Haarakkon was that FDR dealt with the Depression of the 30's and 40's the same way that BHO is trying to deal with this depression...by throwing money at it. FDR failed and so will BHO.
Mark - April 22, 2009, 10:30 am
Sean - I've searched WikiPedia and cannot find that reference. I even Googled "Poopy Head" and "Poopy Pants" to no avail. Sometimes I think you just make this stuff up.
dgbt - April 22, 2009, 9:40 am
I don't get it. When did we have a dictatorship?
Sean - April 21, 2009, 10:58 pm
editor's note: you can't see it real good but the last comment is: " . "
Sean - April 21, 2009, 10:57 pm
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Sean - April 21, 2009, 10:57 pm
Uhmm, dudes, you obviously haven't been to Wikipedia in the last ten minutes. It NOW says that the Great Depression was "caused by two poopy heads named Mark and Haarakkon when they argued about it on Motifake." And you can quote me, I mean Wiki on that
Mark - April 21, 2009, 10:32 pm
OK...No need to Wiki that. I agree. We started to climb out of it in 1933. It started with the Stock Market Crash in 1929. The recovery started before FDR took office and then the economy crashed again in 1937. FDR's spending dug a deeper hole.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 10:11 pm
Great Depression recovery is generally agreed to have started in the Spring of 1933. Wiki it.
Mark - April 21, 2009, 10:08 pm
Why would you want to thank FDR? The thing that brought us out of the depression was World War Two. FDR was spending us deeper and deeper much the way that another certain democrat is doing now.
Haarakkon - April 21, 2009, 10:03 pm
Thank you, FDR!


HONG KONG PHOOEY - Hom Chicky Bomb Chicky Dong Diddly Dong Diddly Dong Dong Bow Wow Wow




I SUPPOSE - You thought that was funny.




In America -




LOONEY TUNES & OTHER CLASSIC CARTOONS - Often they taught us about LIFE while we were laughing. Sometimes they taught us to appreciate faults & differences. For some, the Classics will never fade away.


TAGS: cartoons provided wisdom through laughter
Rating: 4.1/5

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MissPriss - May 8, 2012, 6:31 pm
The Taz taught me a very important life lesson. When mad twirl around spew gibberish and others will tend to leave you alone ;)


ADAM & EVE -


TAGS: adam amp eve cartoon
Rating: 3.56/5

More motifakes by ronsart

HypercatZed - November 3, 2011, 4:23 pm
So the first man was a muslim? Then this is how it really went: Eve:"Let's climb up that tree and pick down an apple!" Adam:"I have a better idea: let's bomb it and make the apples fall down!" BOOM! God:"Man! What have you done!" Adam:"It's all her fault!
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 6:36 am
Long-delayed LOL @ Aggy and her ears!
Lolli - January 5, 2010, 6:35 am
That's the perfect way to "strip" women of their power :P
agdaniele - October 7, 2009, 8:16 pm
And they're nowhere near her ears!!!
Claire - October 7, 2009, 8:14 pm
That s**t's ankles are showing!
Chron139 - July 23, 2009, 8:52 pm
Well that would solve a lot of issues...
LogicDude - April 2, 2009, 10:40 am
YOU CAN SEE HER LEGS! STONE HER! And so ends the human race...


HOBO GRILL - HOBOKEN, NJ




ROCK BREAKS SCISSORS - Every Time No Exceptions




The Dude Abides -


TAGS: thedude surfsup penguin cartoon jeffbridges
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by NickDahlmier

concern3 - May 31, 2016, 9:25 am
I love the Dude


SLENDER MAN IS EVERYWHERE - Even in cartoons




SUCCESS -


TAGS: carted dea drugs
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

DonPandon - May 31, 2011, 9:17 am
Mexico? Italy?
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 2:15 pm

hey...what flag is this supposed to be?
Reality Lord - October 19, 2010, 1:53 pm

cosi vero


cartoons -


TAGS: cartoons morals values fievel tiger
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 11, 2013, 11:24 pm
That's exactly right. Today those old reels are called "propaganda" regarding either side. Which is funny because it's still happening just a whole lot less noticeable. Crazy, huh?
EmilioDumphque - September 11, 2013, 5:34 pm
Back in the 30s, it seemed that the message was to adopt "collective action" against the strong enemy. It worked well in WW2.


Cancelled -




ALWAYS ANTI GRAVITY -




HONG KONG PHOOEY -




Tough to get an empty one -


TAGS: the tiny cart
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by GaryO

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 16, 2013, 8:45 pm
One of my fondest memories is of the day I first saw one of these at the liquor store. (I would never use one of them at the grocery store, not enough room for my kraft dinner and bagged milk)
GaryO - August 16, 2013, 8:00 pm
One time I eyeballed one at about 20 paces. However, this ol’ blue hair was movin’ in fast. I would’a had it, had my hand on the cart first, but felt the sharp jab of the business end of a crotchet hook in my ribs, causing me to flinch enough to let go…..
GaryO - August 16, 2013, 7:59 pm
But, man, you can scoot thru the aisles with ‘em.… and don’t hafta hold that pathetic basket with the half gallon of milk influencing the balance.
GaryO - August 16, 2013, 7:58 pm
Well, when I shop at Freddies ‘one stop shopping’, I head for the tiny carts. Only there usually aren’t any, since the incentive to buy is inhibited by their capacity.
curlyrocks - August 16, 2013, 5:54 pm
I tend to use the baskets, I got to carry it all home so I don't like buying more than I can carry.
MashiMashi - August 16, 2013, 9:51 am
I'm on a smoothie diet don't need a big cart unles you getting frozen pizza or other fun unhealthy stuff
CloudchaserS - August 16, 2013, 12:18 am
I usually only need a few items so those are great when I need to get more that I can easily carry by hand.
GaryO - August 15, 2013, 10:09 pm
I’m the sort that stops at the market every day after work. Stuff stays fresher at their place. However, I do enjoy piling those little suckers up and letting the checkers figger it out.
lgvernon - August 15, 2013, 9:53 pm

I'm one of those rare individuals who only goes to the store about once every two weeks, so they don't usually work for me. I'm also a 'scratch cook', which means I buy things like flour, sugar, b***er, eggs, meat~~you know~~all the stuff nobody eats.


GATHER ROUND MOTIFAKERS -


TAGS: lennon mccartney sgt pepper lucilleball
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by Airman

Airman - October 21, 2011, 10:34 am
i thought it was John Fred and the Playboy band's song
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 13, 2011, 11:51 pm
Airman, I'd like to solve the puzzle. "Lucy In the Sky with Douchebags" (I'm not welcome back at the wheel)
CloudchaserS - October 13, 2011, 11:49 pm
I totally get it, but I'm not gonna say what it is and spoil it for anyone who has yet to see this
Feasibly - October 13, 2011, 9:44 pm
Whadda ya mean jiggle the handle?
mariand - October 13, 2011, 9:16 pm
I'm living in a fool's paradise? :))
the1stCOMMI3 - October 13, 2011, 8:35 pm
5illy b****, the kitchen's that way
Greeny - October 13, 2011, 7:27 pm
Timothy Leary plays ball in the sky?
crankyhead - October 13, 2011, 7:03 pm
rocking horse people eat marshmallow pies. =)
Verdeckt - October 13, 2011, 6:55 pm
Lucy got 5ome 'splainin' to do?


RECESSION - It really brings out the best of people




MCCARTHYISM - The politically motivated practice of making accusations of disloyalty, subversion, or treason without proper regard for evidence.




LIBERALS - Taking stupid to a new level.


TAGS: liberals vegan cartoon
Rating: 2.42/5

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QCSabotage - July 23, 2009, 10:16 am
And what does this have to to with liberals again?


THE MONARCH - and Dr Girlfriend visit Dallas


TAGS: monarch girlfriend cartoon humor venture
Rating: 2.27/5

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Fatty - November 21, 2008, 1:43 pm
Go Team Venture!


WHEN JENNY ATE JENNA - it was in a Vegas bathroom Not faking one in a diner with silly Billy watching.




CULOS - He's as smooth as glass and he's after your....


TAGS: march challenge cartoon better watch your ass
Rating: 4.38/5

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spacedog - March 19, 2010, 6:05 pm
5Ls.
thatonechick - March 19, 2010, 11:23 am
*snickers* 5L
Faceplant31 - March 19, 2010, 10:01 am
Thats amsome. 5Smooth L's for you sir


GOOD HELP IS HARD TO FIND -


TAGS: michael jackson paul mccartney dishes
Rating: 4.38/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 7:00 am
McCartney was fired shortly afterwards for feeling up the table with the wonky leg.


WALLACE AND GROMIT - Claymation Animation Domination


TAGS: wallace and gromit clay cartoons animation funny humor
Rating: 3.28/5

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CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:49 am
and get that a** woopin on ***e, soon to be most popular video on youtube! FOURM TROLL a** KICKIN! i'de pay to see that one
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:46 am
Avoid anger management like the plaque! most stressful thing i ever had to sit through.
MO - October 29, 2009, 1:35 am
Annnnnddddd????? Did it work? Cause I gotta tell ya Canada, I'm two dumb a**es away form going all......kimbo slice on the next troll who say's; "looks like sombody's got a case of the MOtifakes........"
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:26 am
LOL. i was requested to take anger management over that to avoid being charged
MO - October 29, 2009, 1:24 am
What? You gonna jump over a counter and hit me? LOL......
CANADA - October 29, 2009, 1:21 am
cool down
MO - October 29, 2009, 1:19 am
I flipping swear to fuhking DOG!!!!!!! Derek has been sent to annoy the ever loving fiuck otta-me!!!! With his non-stop pointlessness. Am I the only one? Aggy? A PM? A little help? Please!!!
Derek - October 29, 2009, 12:53 am
CAD-CAM; but not the usual meaning :})


DOC HALLADAY - What's up doc?




CANINE CRUSADERS - Hong Kong Phooey, Underdog, and Yukk unite to form the baddest supergroup!


TAGS: hong kong phooey saturday morning cartoons hanna barbera cartoon underdog
Rating: 2.27/5

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TokinFire - July 5, 2010, 10:07 pm
Yukk owns them all!


SANCTIMONIOUS -


TAGS: violent cartons looney tunes
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 1, 2014, 1:52 am
That's true :-D
Cannabal - March 31, 2014, 6:17 pm
I got two more words for ya: "Tom" and "Jerry."
MissPriss - March 31, 2014, 4:18 pm
You're on a 5L run today crotchety.
trbecome - March 31, 2014, 2:18 pm
they were also absolutely brilliant


nonsensical nonsense #4 -


TAGS: disney cartoons sending mixed messages
Rating: 5/5

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ughomer - September 13, 2013, 7:39 am
Nice theme Cyn!


someone -




idiot box -




Kids Cartoons -




Aperture Science -


TAGS: technology aperture science portal cartoons
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - October 18, 2013, 6:02 pm
HA! It took me a second to figure out you were talking about the video game.


Bad Deal -




FedEx -




Cartoon Network vs. Nickelodeon -




Once Upon a Time -


TAGS: cartoons retro children inspiration good
Rating: 4.89/5

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MissPriss - February 11, 2014, 2:56 pm
That's right crotchety...like a teeny mouse playing a violin with strings made from cat innards (they really were a very long once upon a time ago)the meekest can receive sweet revenge upon their enemies...teehee.
EmilioDumphque - February 10, 2014, 2:52 pm
They used to show evil being defeated by collective action.


Wonder Dawg -


TAGS: grocery cart scary dog balance super hero
Rating: 4.83/5

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GaryO - October 15, 2014, 8:35 pm
This one got by me. 5L


Parenthood -


TAGS: race car shopping cart
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - July 22, 2013, 8:37 am
Dang, where were these sixty years ago


URBAN SPRAWL - In the Third World


TAGS: shopping cart
Rating: 4.63/5

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Zetmonk - April 11, 2013, 1:15 pm
Just because it's true doesn't make it less na5ty!


DIPLOMACY -


TAGS: cartoons march calendar 2010
Rating: 4.43/5

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agdaniele - March 20, 2010, 3:14 am
Worked so far.
Densaku - March 20, 2010, 3:13 am
Yep. That resumes American foreign diplomacy quite well.


Cartoons -




ATTRACTION -


TAGS: missi pyle jenny mccarthy paris hilton kim kardashian hollywood women
Rating: 4.25/5

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steve1961 - June 8, 2014, 2:25 pm
She's 21. She's advertised as Japan's Lady GaGa...
Reality Lord - June 8, 2014, 11:32 am

Kyary Pamyu Pamyu...um please tell me she's older than the 9yr old they have her made up as. just totally wrong.
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 8:31 pm

Do you even google, bro? Kyary Pamyu Pamyu is a J-pop star... see my sig in the forum. And I'd love to do some Kamasutra activities with her!
steve1961 - June 6, 2014, 10:57 am
Kyary Pamyu Pamyu? Is that some kind of Kama Sutra thing? With an octopus, no doubt...
Silverheart - June 6, 2014, 9:16 am

1 beauty out of the 4 (Kim's h**, I don't care), Jenny McCarthy's funny sometimes... other than that, I couldn't care less about them. Give me Kyary Pamyu Pamyu anyday
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2014, 12:23 am
No worries, Sho. Sometimes it's difficult to tell on the internet... and texting.
Sho - June 5, 2014, 11:29 am
No need to apologize. I wasn't offended :)
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:58 am
Personality? Character? Face? Health issues? Things can be overlooked....‘cept that enormous hind end of Miss K. She could be the next Robert Crumb model, of which I’m a huge fan....of Robert Crumb....aaand humongous hind ends.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:57 am
As for me, I can appreciate Sho’s stance in regard to those poor maligned sweeties. As for those ladies themselves, hey, I do love a smorgasbord.
GaryO - June 5, 2014, 8:56 am
Well, imagine that, crotchetyoldcynic is being a crotchety old cynic. Opines can be shared without provocation. No need to apologize, cynic.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:23 am
But we can agree to disagree. And if I've offended you in any way - poster or comment - it was NOT my intention, I apologize.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:15 am
. . . and it's darker than any film could depict. It's commendable that you want to see the good in people, especially at Motifake and in your life. I just can't regarding the film industry.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 5, 2014, 1:07 am
Granted, there are people who get into acting with the best intentions. But to believe that everybody's intentions in Hollywood is pure, would be naive. Now I don't want to sound cliched, but I've had friends and family go to Hollywood and Disney . . .
Greeny - June 4, 2014, 10:04 pm
I heard Paris could f**kup a County Fair
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:48 pm
i see its more, lets say, fun and easier to think badly of someone, than to actually walk in their shoes, or figure out what really happened. but yes, people like you, who bash what you hate instead of promote what you love, are making them famous too
Sho - June 4, 2014, 4:45 pm
those are good reasons to think they have some s*d without even knowing them personally? better just believe what the media wants you to think and judge by what you hear/see, not what you know. Any guy could say the same about your mom/sister/girlfriend 2
maoworks2 - June 4, 2014, 1:00 pm
Point Taking .
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:37 am
Lastly, any average guy you ask would most likely say that they'd "t@p that." What stops those in power - in complete control of their career - to do the same? . . . . . I fear I may have said too much, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:32 am
That's basically why I logically believe that certain ones in the aforementioned have something, despite what they themselves actually believe to be cured.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:25 am
"cures." E.g. polio is making a comeback. And as medical science has proven (or not proven) nothing is cured - not even cancer. Everything is in remission, slowly mutating into something stronger; more resistant to treatment.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 4, 2014, 11:19 am
I think if one climbed the ladder to success with no real talent (excluding bedroom talent), according to any and all home videos that were "accidentally left in the open", there's no doubt that medically something is incubating despite so called
Greybeard - June 4, 2014, 8:24 am
Super. 5 HoLlywood faceLifts
Sho - June 4, 2014, 7:52 am
Why do people always a**ume they have s*d?
Reality Lord - June 4, 2014, 6:55 am

Meh...shoot me. I've always had a thing for paris


He gots no pants! -


TAGS: cartoon planet 51 him her
Rating: 4.17/5

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Cannabal - October 24, 2013, 3:18 pm
Well, these certainly are alien customs.


(PEW PEW) ² -


TAGS: cartridges keep falling on my head
Rating: 4.1/5

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MO - May 3, 2010, 1:27 pm
I don't care what you call it. Alls I know is that the flux capacitor seems to be low on flux. You can tell by the ride height of the navigator....
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 5, 2010, 8:39 pm
No the hyperdrive is on the wrong end...duh
TheTrashHeap - March 4, 2010, 10:10 pm
DUH! It's the Millennium Falcon.
DSATHeDRiZZLe - March 4, 2010, 10:06 pm
Is that a Hind or a newer Russian model..the Havoc or something....
frixxxx - March 4, 2010, 7:13 pm
OMFG (PEW PEW)to the 10th!
phydeaux - March 4, 2010, 5:59 pm
I LOL'd...and had a new 5/5 fav.
Fatt Matt - March 4, 2010, 5:42 pm
This is cracking me up!


SCIENTOLOGY -




WILL THE OWNER OF THE WHITE GOLF CART - PLEASE REPORT TO THE PARKING LOT. YOUR LIGHTS ARE ON.




SHOPPING ON THE WEB - BARGAINS GALORE


TAGS: add to cart
Rating: 3.5/5

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Hal Jordan -




EVERYTHING I KNOW, I LEARNED FROM HE-MAN -




TROPICAL RESORTS - My favourite spot for a vacation.




TIMMYS AND REJECTION - Go together like alcohol and diaper rash


TAGS: timmy cartoon rejection
Rating: 3.09/5

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Faceplant31 - July 14, 2010, 7:06 pm
Nice one.


TOM AND JERRY - Old school Itchy and Scratchy.




DISAPPOINMENTS SOME ARE BIGGER THEN OTHERS -




MOOOOOOOOOOO -


TAGS: september challenge milk carton with missing mooooo
Rating: 3/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 4, 2009, 4:02 am
Yeah, That's what you said. But I saw the leather polish in your car and decided against it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 12:28 pm
That was a totally different night...me and Aggy were just going to take him out for some tippin'!
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 12:27 pm
Your avatar doesn't make you look very good right here LD.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 12:24 pm
Well, there was this little boy and his stuffed tiger who tried to lure me into their car with candy and a salt lick.......The Tiger seemed to be giving the orders.
LogicDude - September 3, 2009, 11:54 am
Oh, THERE you are! I was hoping that some Timmy hadn't gotten hold of you!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 3, 2009, 11:45 am
How did I know my name would come up a lot on milk day? 5.


Real Men Cry -




OK ACORN MEMBERS - How are we going to rig the next election now that our usual voter base of dead people and cartoon characters have wizened up and are too smart to vote for me?


TAGS: obama acorn vote voter base rig election politics democrats dead cartoon character corrupt
Rating: 2.96/5

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Player_Meyer - September 24, 2009, 4:06 am
1L L is for lame
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 24, 2009, 3:29 am
Nah.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 24, 2009, 3:28 am
*surprise* Oh look, this poster has gone up in points! It was a one two weeks ago. *thinks* Was there some kind of a scandal that came out in the past week or so that all of a sudden people know about the corruption of ACORN? Hmmmmm... *scratches head*


I WOULD LIKE TO INTRODUCE EXHIBIT A - Found in the kitchen Next to Dinah


TAGS: cartoons
Rating: 2.83/5

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DEFINE: ARSE (CHOSE ONE) - 1.)Washed up politician who won't retire. 2.)Where to apply Prep H. 3.)White dude playin' the race card.


TAGS: democrats race card arse carter obama
Rating: 2.82/5

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Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:54 pm
PRESIDENT CARTER The Reagan the Ronald wished he was and pretended to be. (See Murray Rothbard at the Mises Institute for your dose of de-Cool-Aid-ification, ya GOP dupes!)
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:51 pm
No avatar, no choice. No exceptions!!!!
WTFO2 - September 22, 2009, 11:40 pm
Can I choose all of the above?
ILB - September 22, 2009, 8:36 pm
Agreed. Carter needs to STFU.


WORMHOLE PHYSICS: SERIOUSLY. DO YOU UNDERSTAND *ANY* OF THAT? -


TAGS: sg1 physics carter wormholes
Rating: 2.82/5

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EvilSupahFly - October 5, 2010, 11:23 am
The tag line is everything. Do you understand ANY of that?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 1, 2010, 2:18 pm
Yeah but, blah blah blah.......where's the funny?
Chris Sutherland - October 1, 2010, 2:14 pm
omg dimensions vs string theory....anyone looking at this pic just got a migrane i understand that ln=natural log as in logarithms as in calculus as in advanced math as in i know a little but not all


TOO LITTLE, TOO LATE - Dwight, Richard, Gerald, and George finally arrive for the audition.


TAGS: turtles lions vote character audition melvin scram motifake cartoon
Rating: 2.48/5

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DreMagnum - October 21, 2009, 10:03 pm
I like the obvious paint edit
agdaniele - April 2, 2009, 7:54 pm
Lions are better... I'm not exactly sure, but I think 3.2 Turtles is equal to one Lion... depending on the strength of the Yen.
Sean - April 2, 2009, 7:27 pm
d***! Those were my boys. We were going to clean house. * blows nose * (5)


FAVORITE ALBUM - Always a conversation starter.


TAGS: motifake lions cartoon favorite album abba hendrix xtc u2
Rating: 2.42/5

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bOB Chin - December 1, 2008, 9:43 am
Well, INXS-"Original Sin" But, there really are alot in the same league. Cheech & Chong "Big Bambu" 'cause it came with that huge rolling paper. Phat doobie!
LogicDude - November 14, 2008, 4:38 pm
"The Violin Player" by Vanessa 'smokin' h**' Mae! Figured she's be a fave of Cubby's?
Cubbybear - November 14, 2008, 4:34 pm
I like Bella Donna by Stevie Nicks


THE STONE AGE -


TAGS: female housewife wife women life cartoon flinstones
Rating: 2.39/5

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Twangle - May 25, 2009, 9:16 pm
betty rubble, h** she is


BALANCE -




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